I want to have your abortion
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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