That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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