Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You can't just leave with hair like that
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
