what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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