I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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