Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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