therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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