Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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