I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
