It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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