Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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