I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
