We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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