Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
That accounts for only three of the penises
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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