Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I wish there were birth control emojis
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
