Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I've blown a few things in my day
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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