Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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