So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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