this will be a night to untag.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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