SEEEEXXX PLEASE
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Randomize
