If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
