Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
