At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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