no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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