How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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