so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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