I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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