im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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