Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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