No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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