You're so nebulous sometimes
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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