It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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