you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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