ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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