Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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