summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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