is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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