we have officially lost it.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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