We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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