are you still at the devil's house?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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