are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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