dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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