kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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