Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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