I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
it's like iHOP with fire
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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