guys are not supposed to queef...right?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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