Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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