Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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