he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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