it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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