ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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